If You Like This Post, Buy Me Prozac

Is there something a little inane about the “Buy Me a Beer” donation plugin that seems to be doing the rounds of most blogger’s plugin lists of late?

I mean, it’s a nice little idea for a plugin and all, but there’s something about pretending to buy someone a cyber-coffee that just bugs me.

Who in their right mind would go and buy a beer or a coffee with their paypal funds anyway?

So I though I would put a little honesty and humour back into that plugin by coming up with some more realistic scenarios.

1) If You Think This Post Makes Me Look Insane, Buy Me Prozac

2) If You Think I Make Flickr Cry, Donate to My Plastic Surgery Fund

3) Screw Beer - Buy Me Johnny Walker Blue Label

4) Ninjas Killed My Blog - Help Me Buy Kung Fu Lessons

5) Need More Advertising Space - Help Me Buy an Extra Collumn for My Blog

6) If You Think I Make Gilligan Look Like The Professor, Buy Me an Online Degree

7) PornoTube Made Me Blind - Buy Me an Optometrist Appointment

8 ) Tom Laughs at Me - Buy Me Friends

9) Adsense Shut My Account - Need Money to Assasinate Larry and Sergei

10) Need Directory Listing - Donate to My DMOZ Bribery Fund

That should do for starters! ;)

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Continue reading » · Written on: 06-19-07 · 9 Comments »

9 Responses to “If You Like This Post, Buy Me Prozac”

  1. Torsten wrote:

    What about the one I used in one post http://www.vi-su.de/wer-hat-den-besten-boss/2007/05/31/
    If you like this post, be a nice person and buy my boss some pampers.

     June 19th, 2007 at 7:00 am
  2. Rob wrote:

    Thank God for your originality Torsten - it is a breath of fresh air! ;)

     June 19th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
  3. Nirmal wrote:

    Lol..nice one.I liked the 4 and 9. :D

     June 20th, 2007 at 10:09 am
  4. Blogging with Desi Baba wrote:

    hahahaha, awesome!

     June 25th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
  5. ahmad wrote:

    Adsense Shut My Account - Need Money to Assasinate Larry and Sergei :P

     October 2nd, 2007 at 7:12 pm
  6. soft wrote:

    Adsense Shut My Account - Need Money to Assasinate Larry and Sergei
    (:

     October 18th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
  7. Dustin Coates wrote:

    “If you think I make flickr cry…” HA! Hilarious.

    And talk about an attention grabbing title…

     October 24th, 2007 at 4:40 am
  8. برامج wrote:

    “If you think I make flickr cry…” HA! Hilarious.

    And talk about an attention grabbing title…

     December 9th, 2007 at 4:29 am
  9. صور انمي wrote:

    Adsense Shut My Account - Need Money to Assasinate Larry and Sergei :P

     December 30th, 2007 at 8:49 am

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